Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Phone call from Windows Online Support
[phone call from distant sounding Indian gentleman]
Is this a business number?
- why?
Because your windows have serious troubles.
- I've shut the window now, so I can hear you.
I am calling from Windows online support, we need to help you fix the serious troubles with widows
- like Scottish Widows?
I am calling to fix very serious problems with your Microsoft windows
- which version?
All versions
- really? From 3.1 through NT to Win7 and even server 2008?
Yes, why are you smiling? This is a serious problem.
- you can't see me can you?
This is a very serious problem, your computers are downloading very bad viruses.
- what do you want me to do?
We need to fix your computers
- what's wrong with them? TCP-IP issues? Are there packet buffer overflow issues?
... mumbling...
- I can continue to speak to you but I will have to report what we do to my friends at the Metropoliton Police central e-crime unit
Can I speak to your boss please?
- I am the IT manager, you can speak to me.
You are IT manager? Then you know you have problems.
- how do you know what computers we have if you didn't know if this was a business number?
We only get given numbers
- I can't be bothered with this any more
[call terminated]
Labels:
IT support,
scam,
tech
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They've tried it with me.
ReplyDeleteI got them to connect to a test Virtual Machine using Team Viewer, then hung up and passed the Team Viewer ID on to TV support, who can ban the IP they use :)
Inspired!
ReplyDeleteThis guy called and got hold of my mother, fortunately she passed the call to me before doing anything, the call ended 5 seconds later.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the people who fall for this guy's bs and actually go on to install the dodgy spyware/malware he's obviously leading you toward.
Second time we've had a call like that, just glad my family has the sense to route all PC related discussion through me.