has always existed with some kind of regeonal variation for years. Other version
of the word include pikey, jakey and ned. The popularity of the word Chav is
probably thanks to the mass media we have in the UK, they have a certain knack
for uniting the country in such daft unimportant matters! Anyway, I've done
the decent thing and collated all the Chav jokes that
aren't too offensive and put them all on this page for you. Typically a lot
of the jokes are just recycled scouse jokes, so I've tried to only put up original
If you are still not sure what a Chav is
then check out the definative site here - http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ It
has such informative articles such as 'How
to Spot a Chav', an article on 'chav
culture', and even a section on celebrity
what do u say to a chav with a job?...
Big Mac Please!
What do u call a chav in a suit?...
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?
Up the gary
two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?
Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
What do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?
whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:
there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairs
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men...
The Government have approached the Chav's to ask them if they would like (
on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country
The Chav's have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro
What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
"Big Mac and fries please"
What did the little chav say to the big chav?
"Can you get served?"
At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Chav male, 6ft 5in
tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Chavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blow
job?" he whispers. At this, the Chav leaps up with fire
in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing
had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that" he says "Just what did
he say to
you?" "I'm not sure" the Chav replies. "Something about
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What's the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
Why couldn't the chav finish a race?
He was only good at startin!
Some sort of
you do a search on the Argos website for 'chav' look what comes up!
A User's Guide to
Britain's New Ruling Class
of Chav Speak
Little Book of Chavs
Oxford Dictionary of Slang
Towns: The 50 Worst Places To Live...
The Nation Decides
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